There is precisely one reason why I could NEVER become a vegetarian. And that reason is BACON. The crunchy, meaty, smoky, thick slices of bacon that grace my sandwiches, my breakfast, and my burgers. I could write a love song, or an ode, or a sonnet to bacon.
Bacon is my kryptonite. I'd be a vegetarian for all of 20 minutes before somebody walked by with a bacon cheeseburger and I'd renounce vegetarianism immediately.
Oh bacon, how I love you… let me count the ways…
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